The Coffee House

I love you more, baby

There’s nothing wrong with wanting to be a stay at home mom. There’s nothing wrong with wanting to be a stay at home dad. There’s nothing wrong with being a working mom. There’s nothing wrong with being a working dad. Just because I’m a woman doesn’t mean it’s my job to stay home with my kids, and it doesn’t make me a bad mom to want to work. Just because you’re a man doesn’t mean it’s your job to provide for your family, and it doesn’t make you a pussy to stay at home with your kids. Mind your own business people, let others live their own lives.

yourecute-imthedevil:

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

Who the fuck doesn’t want this?!

yourecute-imthedevil:

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

Who the fuck doesn’t want this?!

(via drhorrid)

At the groceries store

deanisanactualprincess:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via gallifreyancameos)

If this gets 120,000 notes I will try out for American Idol singing The Krusty Krab Pizza

(Source: lifesanemotionalrollercoaster, via houseofstuck)

spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent

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ponett:

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

(via foxytoddler)

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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nonbinarytoudou:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

yeah i mean look at that dude like three or four down they look like they just told the worst joke and can’t help laughing at it, meanwhile dude standing next to them has their hands up in the air like “ugghhh bro come the fuck on that was terrible your jokes are the worst”. third skeleton refusing to even look at either of them because goddamn it andy every fucking time pull yourself together i can’t believe you’re already this drunk and i swear to skeleton god if you dare to pull that poking my arm and telling me to “be more humerus” shit again i am going to literally steal your skull while you’re passed out in the bathroom like you always are

nonbinarytoudou:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

yeah i mean look at that dude like three or four down they look like they just told the worst joke and can’t help laughing at it, meanwhile dude standing next to them has their hands up in the air like “ugghhh bro come the fuck on that was terrible your jokes are the worst”. third skeleton refusing to even look at either of them because goddamn it andy every fucking time pull yourself together i can’t believe you’re already this drunk and i swear to skeleton god if you dare to pull that poking my arm and telling me to “be more humerus” shit again i am going to literally steal your skull while you’re passed out in the bathroom like you always are

(via insanitysoundslikefun)

unamusedsloth:

Dammit, Carlos.

unamusedsloth:

Dammit, Carlos.

(via live-easy-smoke-meth)